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UX Designer Resume
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Common Mistakes on UX Designer Resumes

The recurring patterns recruiters see — and reject.

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No portfolio link, or one that 404s. Instant reject.
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'Designed user-centric experiences' — every designer says this. It means nothing.
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Listing Figma, Sketch, Adobe XD, InVision, Miro, FigJam as if tools are the job.
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No mention of research methods, users studied, or usability outcomes.
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Typography and spacing on the resume itself is a mess. You had one job.

Real roasts our AI writes for this role.

“Your resume uses Comic Sans. Your portfolio uses Inter. One of these is a cry for help.”

“'Advocated for the user' in 6 of 8 bullets. We get it, you're one of the good ones. What did you ship?”

“You list 'design thinking' as a skill. That's a workshop you attended, not a superpower.”

Specific moves that actually move the grade.

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Treat the resume like a design artifact. Hierarchy, whitespace, consistency — all visible.
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Link to a portfolio at the top. No link, no interview. That's the rule.
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Each case study bullet: user problem → method used → design decision → measured outcome.
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Name the research: usability tests (N=?), interviews, analytics, surveys. Methods > mood.
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Show business impact: conversion lift, task success rate, support ticket reduction — pick one.

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