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Roast My Resume →
Upload your resume, get a letter grade, a comedic archetype title, a Buzzword Density Score, and brutal AI commentary across five categories. Free, instant, 30 seconds.
The full toolkit
Bullet Surgeon →
NewPaste one resume bullet. Get three rewrites at escalating polish levels — Honest, Polished, Shameless. Pick the middle one.
Resume Battle →
Upload two resumes and watch them fight. AI roasts both, compares them round by round, and crowns a winner.
Cover Letter Roast →
Every 'I am writing to apply for' counted. Every 'passionate' flagged. Free, instant, painfully honest.
LinkedIn Roast →
Rocket emojis counted. Thought-leader energy measured. Third-person About sections publicly shamed.
Job Title Inflation Machine →
Drag a slider. Watch 'Secretary' become 'Chief of Staff.' Watch 'Programmer' become 'AI Systems Architect.' 60 years of title creep.
World Resume Atlas →
Click a country. See what goes on a resume there — photo? age? marital status? 15 countries, hand-curated, one roast each.
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