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Upload your resume and get a comedy roast report card in 30 seconds. Letter grade. Brutal roast lines. A title you can never unsee. Free. Instant. Painfully honest.

Sample Roast Lines

Real roasts generated by our AI

Buzzword Abuse9/10

“You 'leveraged synergies' so hard you dislocated your credibility.”

Skills Section3/10

“Listing Microsoft Word in 2026 is a cry for help.”

Experience4/10

“Three internships at places that no longer exist. Inspiring.”

How It Works

Three steps. Thirty seconds. Zero mercy.

1

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2

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Our AI gives you a comedy roast report card with a letter grade

3

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The Wall of Shame

Actual roast titles our AI has bestowed upon resumes

“The Buzzword Sommelier”D+
“The Internship Collector”C-
“Ctrl+C Career”D
“The Overachiever Who Needs a Hobby”B-
“LinkedIn in the Streets, Unemployed in the Sheets”D-
“Participated in Everything, Accomplished Nothing”F
“The Serial Pivoter”C
“Microsoft Word Enthusiast”D+

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