The roast is always free.
Pay only if you want the AI to actually fix your resume. No subscriptions. No hidden fees. Three honest options below.
Free Roast
The flagship product. No signup, no email, no paywall on the roast itself.
- ✓Letter grade (A+ through F)
- ✓Comedic archetype title
- ✓0-100 Buzzword Density Score with worst offenders called out
- ✓Roast across 5 categories with one-liner verdicts
- ✓Top 3 standalone roast lines
- ✓Shareable image card for TikTok / IG / Twitter
- ✓Unlimited re-roasts
Pro Rewrite
The professional rewrite of your roasted resume. Section-by-section, ATS-optimized.
- ✓Section-by-section rewrite of every part of your resume
- ✓5 critical fixes ranked by impact
- ✓Power Summary rewrite (the part recruiters read first)
- ✓Full copy-and-paste-ready rewrite
- ✓ATS optimization notes for your target role
- ✓Buzzword Density Score drops dramatically (typical: 60 → 20)
Career Bundle
Everything in Pro Rewrite, plus cover letter, LinkedIn, and interview prep.
- ✓Everything in Pro Rewrite
- ✓Tailored cover letter (ready to send)
- ✓Optimized LinkedIn About summary
- ✓5 likely interview questions with suggested answers + coaching tips
How the flow works
- 1Upload your resume on the homepage. Paste text, drag a PDF, or snap a photo. No signup.
- 2Get your free roast in 30 seconds — letter grade, Buzzword Density Score, category commentary, top roast lines, and a shareable card.
- 3Optional: pick Pro Rewrite ($4.99) or Career Bundle ($9.99) from your roast results page. Stripe checkout, instant delivery.
Pricing FAQ
Is the roast really free?
Yes. The full roast — letter grade, BS Score, category commentary, top roast lines, shareable card — is free forever with no signup, no email capture, and no paywall. We make money on the optional Pro Rewrite and Career Bundle, not on the roast itself.
Do I have to pay for a rewrite?
No. The paid tiers are 100% optional. Many users come for the free roast, share the grade, and never spend a dollar. The Pro Rewrite is for users who want an AI-generated professional rewrite of their resume after seeing the roast.
Is this a subscription?
No. Pro Rewrite ($4.99) and Career Bundle ($9.99) are both one-time purchases. You pay once, you get the output, you keep it. We never auto-renew or charge again.
What's the difference between Pro Rewrite and Career Bundle?
Pro Rewrite ($4.99) gives you a full section-by-section professional rewrite of your resume, plus critical fixes and ATS optimization. Career Bundle ($9.99) includes everything in Pro Rewrite PLUS a tailored cover letter, an optimized LinkedIn About summary, and 5 interview Q&As with coaching tips. If you're actively interviewing, the Bundle is the better value.
What payment methods do you accept?
All major credit and debit cards via Stripe. Apple Pay and Google Pay are supported on devices that have them. We don't collect or store payment information directly — Stripe handles all of it.
Can I get a refund?
Due to the nature of instant digital content delivery, all sales are final once the AI output has been generated. If the service fails to deliver output for any reason, contact us and we'll fix it or refund. See our Terms of Service for full details.
Will the AI invent metrics or fake my experience?
No. The rewrite prompts explicitly forbid the AI from inventing metrics that weren't in your original resume. If your bullet doesn't have a number, the rewritten version will use approximate language so you can fill in the real number. We never want you sent into an interview defending a claim you didn't make.
The honest truth
Most users come for the free roast, share the grade, and never pay a dollar. That's fine. We'd rather you brag about your grade than feel pressured into a rewrite you don't need.
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