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USA

United States

Locally called Résumé

Page length
1 page (2 if senior)
ATS penetration
High

Claude’s take

“The only country where 'Led cross-functional initiatives' counts as a hard skill.”

What goes on the resume

  • PhotoNever
  • Date of birthNever
  • Marital statusNever
  • NationalityNever
  • ReferencesRare
  • AddressCity only

Pinned rules

  • •No photo. Ever. Age discrimination law.
  • •One page until you're senior. Two is the ceiling.
  • •ATS-readable — no columns, no fancy graphics.
  • •Quantify every bullet or be ignored.

Sample bullets (local style)

▸Led GTM for a $40M product line; grew 3× in 18 months

▸Hired and retained 12-person team across 3 time zones

▸Reduced CAC payback period from 14 → 6 months

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